Buffy and Angel Quotes!

Look, I realize that every Slayer comes with an expiration mark on the package. But, I want mine to be a long time from now. Like a Cheeto.

Buffy Summers -Fool For Love (5:7 episode 87)

9 November 2009


The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer.

Jenny Calendar - Prophecy Girl (1:12 episode 12)

15 October 2009


Xander Harris and Buffy Summers - The Freshman (4:1 episode 57)

Xander: Let me tell you something, when it’s dark and I’m all alone and I’m scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, ‘What would Buffy do?’  You’re my hero.  Ok, sometimes when it’s dark and I’m all alone I think, ‘What is Buffy wearing?’
Buffy: Can that be one of those things you never, ever, tell me about?

15 October 2009


25 September 2009 reblog: danhacker


Dawn and Willow (Buffy) - Selfless (7:5 episode 127)

  • Dawn: My advice to you is do exactly what everyone else does all the time.
  • Willow: Got it.
  • Dawn: Do what everyone else does, wear what everyone else wears, say what everyone else says.
  • Willow: Okay.
  • Dawn: People may say something to you you don't understand. Just don't be afraid to keep your mouth shut and pretend like you know what they're saying.
  • Willow: You know, Dawn, I've been to college before.
  • Dawn: People may say something like "My protein window closes in an hour." Just nod and smile. Mm-hmm. Turns out it has something to do with fitness

31 August 2009


Tara, Buffy and Anya (Buffy) - Tabula Rasa (6:8 episode 108)

  • Tara: 'Slay her' That's just what they said before!
  • Buffy: They're going to use these spikes to slay someone! A female someone! Who do those jerks think they are?!
  • Anya: Bloodsuckers. They kill by sucking blood. Take it easy, Joan.

20 August 2009


Made with care for Randy. Randy Giles?! Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-for-a-shag Giles!?

Spike (Buffy) - Tabula Rasa (6:8 episode 108)

19 August 2009


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Angie Hart - Blue (7:7 episode 129) Conversations With Dead People

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18 August 2009


Anya and Xander (Buffy) - All the Way (6:6 episode 106)

  • Anya: Where do we order obscenely muscular male strippers?
  • Xander: Anya...
  • Anya: I was kidding! Jeeze! *mouths to Buffy* We'll talk.

17 August 2009


Dawn and Buffy (Buffy) - Tabula Rasa (6:8 episode 108)

  • Dawn: So you don't have a name?
  • Buffy: Of course I do. I-I just don't happen to know it.
  • Dawn: You want me to name you?
  • Buffy: Oh that's sweet but I think I can name myself. I'll name me 'Joan'.
  • Dawn: Ugh.
  • Buffy: Did you just 'ugh' my name?
  • Dawn: No! Its just..its so blahhh.
  • Buffy: I like it. I feel like a Joan.
  • Dawn: What ever. That's your Pergative.
  • Buffy: Its Prerogative.
  • Dawn: What ever, JOAN.
  • Buffy: What ever UMAD.

16 August 2009