December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
1 post
Look, I realize that every Slayer comes with an expiration mark on the package....
– Buffy Summers -Fool For Love (5:7 episode 87)
October 2009
2 posts
The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer.
– Jenny Calendar - Prophecy Girl (1:12 episode 12)
Xander Harris and Buffy Summers - The Freshman...
Xander: Let me tell you something, when it’s dark and I’m all alone and I’m scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, ‘What would Buffy do?’ You’re my hero. Ok, sometimes when it’s dark and I’m all alone I think, ‘What is Buffy wearing?’ Buffy: Can that be one of those things you never, ever, tell me about?
September 2009
1 post
Joss Whedon confirms Buffy the Vampire Slayer:... →
danhacker:
Hell. Yes. Season 8 is also going to run about 40 issues as well. So excited to hear this news.
I don’t normally post Buffy info..mostly just quotes (as the name of this tumblr implies) but AHHHH
August 2009
17 posts
Dawn and Willow (Buffy) - Selfless (7:5 episode...
Dawn: My advice to you is do exactly what everyone else does all the time.
Willow: Got it.
Dawn: Do what everyone else does, wear what everyone else wears, say what everyone else says.
Willow: Okay.
Dawn: People may say something to you you don't understand. Just don't be afraid to keep your mouth shut and pretend like you know what they're saying.
Willow: You know, Dawn, I've been to college before.
Dawn: People may say something like "My protein window closes in an hour." Just nod and smile. Mm-hmm. Turns out it has something to do with fitness
Tara, Buffy and Anya (Buffy) - Tabula Rasa (6:8...
Tara: 'Slay her' That's just what they said before!
Buffy: They're going to use these spikes to slay someone! A female someone! Who do those jerks think they are?!
Anya: Bloodsuckers. They kill by sucking blood. Take it easy, Joan.
Made with care for Randy. Randy Giles?! Why not just call me Horny Giles or...
– Spike (Buffy) - Tabula Rasa (6:8 episode 108)
Anya and Xander (Buffy) - All the Way (6:6 episode...
Anya: Where do we order obscenely muscular male strippers?
Xander: Anya...
Anya: I was kidding! Jeeze! *mouths to Buffy* We'll talk.
Dawn and Buffy (Buffy) - Tabula Rasa (6:8 episode...
Dawn: So you don't have a name?
Buffy: Of course I do. I-I just don't happen to know it.
Dawn: You want me to name you?
Buffy: Oh that's sweet but I think I can name myself. I'll name me 'Joan'.
Dawn: Ugh.
Buffy: Did you just 'ugh' my name?
Dawn: No! Its just..its so blahhh.
Buffy: I like it. I feel like a Joan.
Dawn: What ever. That's your Pergative.
Buffy: Its Prerogative.
Dawn: What ever, JOAN.
Buffy: What ever UMAD.
Buffy and Dawn (Buffy) - Tabula Rasa (6:8 episode...
Buffy: But here! Look! You're Dawn.
Dawn: ..Or UMAD?
Mist. Cemetery. Halloween. This should end well…
– Giles (Buffy) - All the Way (6:6 episode 106)
You’re scared. Ashamed of what you feel. And you can’t tell the ones...
– Spike (Buffy) - Once More, With Feeling (6:7 episode 107)
Willow, Buffybot, Xander, Spike, Tara and Giles...
Willow: And I got her off the knock-knock jokes..
Buffybot: OH! Who's there?
Xander: You know if you want her to be exactly..
Spike: She'll never be 'exactly'
Xander: I know.
Tara: The only really-real Buffy is really Buffy.
Giles: And she's gone.
Buffybot: If you want her to be exactly, she'll never be exactly. I know. The only really-real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone, who?!
That’ll put marzipan in your pie-plate, bingo!
– Buffybot (Buffy) - Bargaining pt. 1 (6:1 episode 101)
What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea..almost got...
– Spike (Buffy) - Bargaining pt. 1 (6:1 episode 101)
Spike and Buffy (Buffy) - Tabula Rasa (6:8 episode...
Spike: I help the helpless. I'm a vampire with a soul!
Buffy: A vampire with a soul? How lame is that!?
July 2009
18 posts
I wasn’t running. I was fleeing.
– Lorne (Angel) - Slouching Toward Bethlehem (4:4 episode 70)
Cordelia: Willow! Nice dress! Good to know you’ve seen the softer side of...
– Cordelia and Willow - Welcome to the Hellmouth (1:1 episode 1)
Cordelia: Well, you’ll be okay here. If you hang with me and mine,...
– Buffy and Cordelia - Welcome to the Hellmouth (1:1 episode 1)
I’ve made a little space for the cheese slices!
– The Cheese Man - Restless (4:22 episode 78)
Anya, Spike, Buffy, Xander, and Giles -...
“Anya: Why are you holding hands?
Spike: They have to hear it sooner or later..
Buffy: Spike and I are getting married!
Xander: How? What? How?
Giles: Three excellent questions.”
Willow and Oz - Living Conditions (4:2 episode 58)...
“Willow: And Buffy’s completely being not herself. If it wasn’t for this English paper I’d be there right now. Um, listening. Doing the girly best friend thing.
Oz: Well, I can do that.
Willow: You can?
Oz: Well, I’m not saying we’ll braid each others hair—probably—but I can hang with her, watch for signs she’s going over the edge.”
People may say something like “My protein window closes in an hour.”...
– Dawn (Buffy) - Selfless (7:5 episode 127)
I’m finally bothering to set up a queue for this tumblelog, now that I actually have followers…expect a lot more posts ….more epic ones too.
I sit alone at my
window sill
Trees crackle,
sunshine blares and
children...
– Cassie and Buffy (Buffy) - Help (7:4 episode 126) (Cassie’s poem as read by Buffy and voiced-over to finish, by Cassie)
Sorry for lack of updates. I was on vacation…
It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion,...
– Angelus (Buffy) - Passion (2:17 episode 29)
Willow and Buffy - Welcome to the Hellmouth (1:1...
Willow: But I thought you and Cordelia were hanging out?
Buffy: ...I can't do both?
Willow: Not legally...
June 2009
48 posts
I guess we could Com without actually shucking….
– Cordelia (Angel) - Couplet (3:14 episode 58)
So long as nothing is removed or …inserted it’s all forgotten
– Cordelia (Angel) - Waiting in the Wings (3:13 episode 57)
Buffy vs Edward →
rainydayslove:
Most epic thing ever, seriously. Everyone go watch this, now.
sorry for spam..
I didn’t have internet for the past few days..so here’s me compensating.
Harmony and Buffy - Real Me (5:2 episode 80)
Harmony: So Slayer! At last we meet.
Buffy: We've met, Harmony..you half-wit
I mean please! I wouldn’t have Harmony over when she was alive…
– Buffy - Real Me (5:2 episode 80)
Buffy and Xander - Real Me (5:2 episode 80)
Buffy: hahahahaha Harmony.....Hhhhhhhaaaaarrmony has minions!?
Xander: Yeah..that was pretty much my reaction.
Buffy: I'm sorry..I'm sorry. Its just...Harmony has minions!
Xander: And Ruffles have ridges...uh...Buffy there's actually a more serious side to this
Buffy: I sure hope so because I'm having trouble breathing.....What is it?
Xander: Well....she did come here to kill you.
Buffy: hahahahahahahahaha